Well, it is officially the start of my summer break. I plan on staying by the pool and picking up some of the lady gnomes. I just need lots of my SPF 50 because my sweet German Gnome skin will get burned.
Tara is leaving for Buffalo on Wednesday. She's not taking me and I hate her for it. She said it was something about weight limits and freaking out those people who go through her bags. Whatever, she's embarrassed of me. I'll show her embarrassed. She better watch out when we move to Buffalo. I'll give those Yankees a little taste of a good ole Southern-Fried Gnome ass-kickin'. I fight dirty.
Tara did unthaw part of her ice cold heart when she agreed to let me go to the beach with her, Julie, and JW. I think that the only reason she's taking me is because they need a designated driver. They know that my body can't metabolize alcohol and they take advantage of that. Curses, curses!
It should be fun. Maybe we can go to a foam party. I've always wanted to go to one of those. Girls in bikinis *wink*
Alrighty, I have to go watch reruns of Golden Girls.
Hugs,
Gnorman G.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
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